From: lyger ([email protected])
To: "[email protected]" ([email protected])
Cc: [email protected]
Date: Mon, 24 Jul 2006 17:00:03 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: Re: hacking rent controls
On Mon, 24 Jul 2006, [email protected] wrote:
": " my parents are using parental controls on me, can you tell me how to hack into them and
": " turn them off
hack into your parents or the parental controls? big difference there,
chief. one could get you grounded, the other could get you tossed in
jail...
From: Xeren Attrition ([email protected])
To: "[email protected]" ([email protected])
Date: Tue, 25 Jul 2006 12:21:33 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: Re: hacking rent controls
What kind of parental controls? Egg lifter? Belt? duct tape?
.X
On Mon, 24 Jul 2006, [email protected] wrote:
> my parents are using parental controls on me, can you tell me how to hack into them and
> turn them off
From: "[email protected]" ([email protected])
To: lyger ([email protected])
Resent-To: security curmudgeon ([email protected])
Date: Tue, 25 Jul 2006 14:30:03 -0400
Subject: Re: hacking rent controls
> On Mon, 24 Jul 2006, [email protected] wrote:
>
> ": " my parents are using parental controls on me, can you tell me how to
> hack into them and turn them off
>
> hack into your parents or the parental controls? big difference there,
> chief. one could get you grounded, the other could get you tossed in
> jail...
parental controls
Collin
[email protected]
From: "[email protected]" ([email protected])
To: lyger ([email protected])
Resent-To: security curmudgeon ([email protected])
Date: Tue, 25 Jul 2006 14:38:02 -0400
Subject: Re: hacking rent controls
> On Mon, 24 Jul 2006, [email protected] wrote:
>
> ": " my parents are using parental controls on me, can you tell me how to
> hack into them and turn them off
>
> hack into your parents or the parental controls? big difference there,
> chief. one could get you grounded, the other could get you tossed in
> jail...
actually, what do you mean by hacking into my parents?
Collin
[email protected]
From: lyger ([email protected])
To: "[email protected]" ([email protected])
Bcc: xeren ([email protected]), security curmudgeon ([email protected])
Date: Tue, 25 Jul 2006 18:20:28 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: Re: hacking rent controls
On Tue, 25 Jul 2006, [email protected] wrote:
": " actually, what do you mean by hacking into my parents?
": "
": " Collin
": " [email protected]
": "
": "
": " > On Mon, 24 Jul 2006, [email protected] wrote:
": " >
": " > ": " my parents are using parental controls on me, can you tell me how to
": " > ": " hack into them and turn them off
you used the word "them", which could either refer to the parental
controls or your parents themselves. if you were asking about hacking
your parents, i'd advise against it because dead parents = no allowance.
if you just want to turn off your parents, try saying "watch this" and
then eat a booger in their presence.
if you meant the parental controls, we would need a little more info to
help you there.
From: security curmudgeon ([email protected])
To: "[email protected]" ([email protected])
Date: Tue, 25 Jul 2006 18:25:58 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: Re: hacking rent controls
: my parents are using parental controls on me, can you tell me how to
: hack into them and turn them off
why bother? the most effective and consistant attack is going through the
people, not the technical controls. you need to stand up for yourself,
tell them you are an adult and to drop the overly protective act. if they
have doubts, then astound them with just how much you know about the
world. tell them about your late night sex games with Biff and Muffy.
baffle them with wild tales of 7-11 robberies, pawn shop thefts and early
morning home invasion. if that doesn't work, pull out the 9 you ganked
from the cop last week, point it at them and say "let's talk, seriously".
trust me, that works.. they won't mess with you or try to hold you back at
all. if for some reason they still give you grief, show them a 3 foot
section of the garden hose and ask them if their knees are sore yet.
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