From: security curmudgeon ([email protected])
To: [email protected]
Date: Thu, 4 Dec 2003 21:37:30 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Re: Please!!

: Can you please cancel my aol free trail in a hour!

I wasn't aware that we provided free trails. Our park rangers are supposed
to charge a two dollar fee for trail use to help cover the cost of litter
removal and squirrel food. I will have to send them another memo.

In the mean time enjoy your AOL service. We'll get your bill sent out as
soon as possible.