From: security curmudgeon 
To: [email protected]
Cc: [email protected]
Date: Wed, 12 Nov 2003 20:58:57 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Re: please cancel my account


On Wed, 12 Nov 2003 [email protected] wrote:

:
:  i,sherina, would like to cancel NOW.contact me ASAP at
: [email protected] to let me know what is going on. 
: if u what to know why i am cancel it is because this 
: is BORING and i don't like it.

As requested, we are contacting you immediately.

As for the service and it being "BORING", you can't hold us liable for a
service you simply don't understand, or don't use to its fullest extent.
Perhaps if you were to take a few minutes to read the online help, develop
a clue and think .. it might be more worth your while.

We'll keep you signed up for another few months to give you a chance to
learn to like the service. How does that sound?

From: security curmudgeon ([email protected])
To: [email protected]
Date: Sat, 15 Nov 2003 20:52:40 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Re: please cancel my account

On Sat, 15 Nov 2003 [email protected] wrote:

: NOPE AOT AT ALL. I WHAT IT CANCELLED

Excuse me, but we do not take cancellation requests unless you can form
coherent and complete sentances. Did you pass second grade?

From: security curmudgeon ([email protected])
To: [email protected]
Date: Thu, 20 Nov 2003 17:45:06 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Re: please cancel my account


: i ask you to cancel my account .i am in 3rd form if you need to know and
: i need to kwon if you even went to school or you just can`t understand

You type this inane babble above and have the nerve to ask me if *I* went
to school? Until you can form complete sentences, you can live with the
AOL account and you will be billed accordingly.

Effective Thu Nov 20 17:44:34 EST 2003, we will also be adding on a
US$2.00 service charge for blatant stupidity and wasting our time.