From: Sam Kennedy ([email protected])
	To: [email protected]
	Date: Fri, 14 Jul 2000 13:26:43 -0700 (PDT)
	Subject: Get a life

	you know, i kind of like computers, with the emailing
	and solotaire, and things... but you people really
	need to get a life.

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	Sam Kennedy 
	
	[email protected]



	Oh, -thank- you, thank you -so- much.  You see, all this time I've
	spent every waking moment staring blankly at my computer screen, 
	my mind in tumult from the ineffable emptiness that consumed me,
	aching with a need I could not name, sleepless due to a lack I could
	not identify.  Little did I know that all I needed was a messiah
	like you, [email protected] -- all I needed was some wise and
	benevolent philosopher to point out what it was that I lacked.  Now
	that you have chosen to impart this insight, my soul is at rest and
	my existence is whole.  Thank you, [email protected].  Thank you.

	Now that I've been brought to this life-altering realization, maybe
	I can be like you, and spend my days trying to forget the 
	rudimentary structure of the English language.  Thanks!

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